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Never Did Me Any Harm… Really?

I’m glad that my children aren’t perfectly well behaved all the time. It’s important for children to be naughty some times. To do silly things. To push the boundaries. (Ok, ask me when the girls are teenagers and I may not have the same opinion!) It helps them learn about right and wrong. It builds…

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(I Can’t Get No) Shitisfaction

Children are pretty disgusting. Everyone knows that. Mine are no different. Iris enjoys pooing in the bath (now made more fun by standing up to give added splash). She’s mastered the gravity defying bogey moustache. And recently got down from the table after being fed a tasty, nutritious meal and walked straight over to the…

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Simply Photos To Make You Smile

I can’t work out which of these I prefer. The first has quite an elegant curly moustache which I like. Whilst the second has a Hitler moustache, eye brows and tear drop tattoo. Either way don’t leave my children unattended with permanent markers. At first look this is a pretty boring photo. Until you realise…

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Is Blogging Really Fair On My Children?

I have a pretty rubbish memory. Not that I don’t remember things but I have a habit of remembering things like old telephone numbers, unimportant dates and what socks I was wearing on Christmas day 1995. However I quickly forget what age the girls did things for the first time and the funny things they…